Friday, February 16, 2007

Drawing a Blank

There was something there floating in the recesses of my brain earlier today, but now I have no idea what it was. I think the Noggineers took it. The Noggineers are little intangible gnomes that sneak into your mind and steal your thoughts when you're not looking. There is little defense against such creatures. Although they are not invisible, they have an uncanny ability to blend in with their surroundings.

If you happen to spot one they can be identified by their aluminum foil hats and feet that are twice the length of their arms. When spotted if you can say spaghetti backwards they will instantly turn into warm buttery popcorn that can be fed to your enemies to give them a nasty case of the hebbie gebbies.

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