It is a little known fact that Humpty Dumpty was one of the greatest crime fighters of all time. His outer shell made him a difficult opponent to best physically, and his deductive reasoning skills were second to none. He deftly solved his cases, using cunning and guile to find his culprits.
Alas, it couldn't last for the day came when Humpty had his great fall. His friend the king rushed to his aid, but it was too late. Yoke broken, he seeped into the earth before he could be properly collected. When the case was reviewed, it seemed that Humpty had not simply fallen. His distance from the wall and the pattern of his break suggested he had been pushed. Suspects were questioned, but no arrests were made. All the while, Mother Goose watched from the sidelines, taking notes and chuckling to herself when no one was around.