I Got Nothin

I'm afraid I got nothin' today. The contents of my brain have spilled out of my ear and puddled in the seat of my chair. Sitting in pooled brain is an unpleasant experience, let me tell you. For one it's squishy. Then, the longer you sit in it the colder it gets. Plus, gray matter is a bitch to clean out of the carpet. It's starting to smell funky. I guess I'll have to clean it up soon. It's still dribbling out of my ear a little, more the right than the left. Tomorrow I'll have to go to the store and pick out a new one. I'll try and get an upgrade. Perhaps it'll be a gray matter brain with speckles of green. Sounds like a good idea to me.